Liveblog: ‘Gossip Girl’ Can’t Admit She Needs You

In the past few weeks, the plot of Gossip Girl has sort of muddled itself so that it’s impossible to decide what exactly to root for as a viewer. Dan and Blair, Chuck and Raina, Eric and Damien? What is going on with these people. Let’s hope tonight clears some things up.

Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley in CW's "Gossip Girl."

9:05 p.m. Blair’s current lifestyle is completely unrealistic and insane. But Dorota saying, “She doesn’t have time to care,” is completely perfect.

9:08 p.m. Serena’s completely thrilled she gets to blow off her brother’s birthday to spend time with Ben. Duh. Why do you think this kid got hooked on drugs in the first place?

9:10 p.m. Chuck and Lily are scheming together once more! At least something is returning to natural order.

9:13 p.m. The drug dealing involves a flower shop. Blake Lively, your character from The Town is leaking into this show. Where are your hoop earrings and your Boston accent?

9:14 p.m. Dan stop trying to use Chuck’s tricks! Admit you need me? Right out of Chuck and Blair, season 2.

9:16 p.m. Lily says Eric’s party will be his “last grasp at childhood.” Who’s fault is that, Mommy Dearest?

9:17 p.m. Love that Lily has to educate Chuck in the art of the chase.

9:18 p.m. Raina, being from Chicago, doesn’t know what tai chi. She’s also never ice skated?

9:20 p.m. Blair just leaves him to her desk? That’s not the Type A Blair I know.

9:26 p.m. Nate can’t even think of one subject he would be studying.

9:29 p.m. Lily is really good at pretending she doesn’t like Rufus. Not hard to believe. I’ll also never get tired of her multiple husbands jokes.

9:35 p.m. Chuck’s schemes seem way less cooler when he’s not working with Blair.

9:36 p.m. What is Ke$ha doing playing in the background of this party? And at Nate’s house?

9:37 p.m. Bro code be damned, Nate can’t keep it in his pants for one episode.

9:39 p.m. That’s so high school of you, Ben, to suggest that Serena has to choose between you and her very mother.

9:40 p.m. Oh my God, Rufus. That’s the most interesting thing you’ve done in two seasons.

9:47 p.m. That game machine behind Chuck looks like the one from Big. You know, when Tom Hanks turns into an adult. Good plot twist coming up.

9:49 p.m. The van der Woodsens always bond in a bedroom while a party is going on. Every time.

9:50 p.m. Eric has unbelievably girly handwriting.

9:52 p.m. What could Vanessa POSSIBLY do with that information? This show is so ridiculous sometimes. OK, all the time.

9:56 p.m. It’s funny that Lily calls Ben Benjamin just like she calls Chuck Charles.

9:57 p.m. You’re right, Blair. This was kind of a fail episode for you. I’ve never felt so far away from you.

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